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Alicia or Lee. 23. NYC temporarily.

Pleasant distractions and occaisional ranty bits.


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the classic 10 minute pasta dish.

spaghetti aglio e olio (garlic + oil)
cooking time: 10 mins
prep time: 10 minutes

3 garlic cloves, peeled + sliced
1 lb fresh gluten free pasta
2 tbsp good olive oil
¼ tsp red pepper flakes (more if you like it spicy)
2 tbsp vegan parmesan cheese
1 pint cherry tomatoes, sliced (optional)
½ cup marinated artichokes, rinsed + chopped (optional)
basil or parsley for garnish

1. bring a large pot of water to a boil + add 1 tbsp sea salt. cook pasta according to directions on package to al dente
2. drain pasta + put in large serving bowl
3. immediately heat the olive oil in a small skillet over medium heat + add in garlic. cook for 2 minutes, stirring to ensure it does not burn. then add in the red pepper flakes + cook for 30 seconds more
4. pour olive oil mixture over pasta + toss well, sprinkling in parmesan cheese + tomatoes + artichokes
5. garnish with herbs + serve


I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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Honey is a food oddity in that it doesn’t spoil. Here’s the chemistry behind why, as well as an explanation of how bees make honey:


Honey is a food oddity in that it doesn’t spoil. Here’s the chemistry behind why, as well as an explanation of how bees make honey:

This is going to be a super long post with a lot of bragging, so sorry not sorry.

I had an interview for a quality control lab tech position at this company upstate. The lab was so well organized, and the instruments looked amazing. The work would be constant and fast paced, since my ~possible~ department runs 24 hours to make sure everything in the plant is kosher. The tests I’d be running are mostly with instruments I haven’t gotten my hands on yet as a chemist. It all made me fall in love with chemistry again. It’s been a while since this dumb field I chose made me happy. And huge bonus, it’d be a late shift, so I could continue being a nocturnal fuck.

And they wanted me, like, immediately. The interview itself went great and I got to meet some important people in the company. They sent me for a drug test right after the interview, and they must have rushed the results or something because I just got a call that they’re already in and good. I’m going to go up again to continue the whole prehire process almost immediately. So I might be moving in like, a week? Two weeks?

The area up there is the perfect mix of tiny old town next to suburban civilization. I drove around a bit after my interview, and basically fell in love. It’s the kind of area where the second you get on a highway all you see is green and mountains and nature I want to be in asap. I still have to do some research to look for bars and tattoo shops, so I can continue being an asshole (but I did find a yoga studio). Besides that, it seems to be exactly what I need in a residence. I don’t know why I fancied myself city-folk, I’m absolutely not. 

And super bonus, the salary is awesome for entry level in a position like this. Fuck, pretty awesome for entry level anywhere. With the rent rates up there, I very well might be able to spend a bit more on a one-bedroom with a washer dryer en suite and still be able to put a nice sum into savings. Or even just get new tattoos without panicking about money. Thank you, miracle of graduating without student loans!

I could be a relatively successful adult really really soon. I feel like I’m way too much of a shlub for everything to be working out. It’s so fucking weird.


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