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I’m in a mood. I want to give myself some sort of undercut, but if I fuck it up I know it’s going to seriously stress me out until it grows back.

popchartlab:

Belly up to our latest print: The Distinguished Drinkeries of NYC, a color-coded metropolitan mapping of over 200 watering holes across three boroughs.
Even better, it’s 20% off for the next 24 hours! Think of it as a Happy 24-Hours.

popchartlab:

Belly up to our latest print: The Distinguished Drinkeries of NYC, a color-coded metropolitan mapping of over 200 watering holes across three boroughs.

Even better, it’s 20% off for the next 24 hours! Think of it as a Happy 24-Hours.

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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whateveritisss:

Zdzisław Beksiński.
Love his art so much.

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

sorenbowie:

jetpackexhaust:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

cracked:

kathythewriter:

codyjohnston:

Maggie remembers the war.

This calls for a #DogsOfCracked cute-off. Briscoe says take this:


And Christina H’s pooch Frobolome enters the rumble…


This is Stormageddon “Craig” Harrison, and he likes to party. 


All you motherfuckers brought “sweet” to a Cute Fight.

That was taken after a trip to the dog park, which we take EVERY SINGLE MORNING, even when I’m hungover, which is LOTS. He plays with his dog-friends and if no one else is there, we do WIND SPRINTS to keep us both SHARP. I am Dog Mom Supreme.


Neutrino wonders at the disproportionate number of non-cats among Cracked writers’ pets. I mean we’re meant to be working on the internet.

This is my plant. I don’t know what kind it is. It gets too much sun, or not enough or something. Anyway, it’s dying, but in a cute way.

sorenbowie:

jetpackexhaust:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

cracked:

kathythewriter:

codyjohnston:

Maggie remembers the war.

This calls for a #DogsOfCracked cute-off. Briscoe says take this:

And Christina H’s pooch Frobolome enters the rumble…

This is Stormageddon “Craig” Harrison, and he likes to party. 

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All you motherfuckers brought “sweet” to a Cute Fight.

That was taken after a trip to the dog park, which we take EVERY SINGLE MORNING, even when I’m hungover, which is LOTS. He plays with his dog-friends and if no one else is there, we do WIND SPRINTS to keep us both SHARP. I am Dog Mom Supreme.

Neutrino wonders at the disproportionate number of non-cats among Cracked writers’ pets. I mean we’re meant to be working on the internet.

This is my plant. I don’t know what kind it is. It gets too much sun, or not enough or something. Anyway, it’s dying, but in a cute way.

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

ragazzab13:

I love high heels ……

ragazzab13:

I love high heels ……

rebellibrarianess:

ohey there’s actually a word for this.

rebellibrarianess:

ohey there’s actually a word for this.

rebellibrarianess:

antichrist-misha:

SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO

yessss

cammyjb:

*Puts 1,3-difourylbenzene between teeth*

It’s metafour.

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that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.